Creamy Mushroom Burger With Beer Battered Onion Rings And Salsa

ED: Before we begin i have to inform you viewers that this post is rated PG.
Now ladies, we all know size is a very.. Sensitive issue. You all may seem to act like you don’t really give a damn but deeeeep down inside you and your hypocritically innocent exterior, i know, that you know you all like it BIG. You can’t run away from the truth so just admit it and be open about it. Come on, you all like it big. The bigger, the greater the satisfaction, and a better mouthful you’ll get, and you’ll have to hold it with both hands.. I can imagine some biting lips, deep breathing and flustering cheeks, a growl.. Escaping from a beast caged up inside you. I know you are all getting excited.. By the way, haveeee you met Big Uncle Johnny? He STANDS 6 INCHES TALL 5 INCHES THICK AND WEIGHS 350 GRAMS.

NOW LADIES, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A BURGER.

Sorry rach but Vegan Burg doesn’t quite work as well for me as this.

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